OMFG! Im grossed out!

Lying on the floor beside my dog's cage, i went into comfort mode. Nicely laid out my huge body in the restricted area. Not that i was being stupid, but honestly, its more comfortable lying on the floor where the Tv is directly opposite.

Anyway, while watching the Olympics on TV, my dog kept biting it's 'cock'.. YES, U heard/read it right.. BITE! 

So anyway, just seconds after biting he's cock, "WATER" magically rained on my right arm. 

I was like in extreme shock loh.. Was like WTF was that. 

I think it was semen if im not wrong, cos he bends over and starts chewing his cock.. Damn..

So i got up, went to wet some tissue to wipe up the mess.. Surprisingly no smell one... 

Ok, so after cleaning -god knows what-, i settled down beside the cage again.. 

AND HOLY SHIT.... Believe it or not, "WATER" started raining on my arm again. This time MORE... Im going to kill the dog, man! 

So i went toilet clean my upper arm, took wet tissue and had to clean up the stupid mess the dog made... CANT AIM MEH??????? Like water gun sia.. Sqaurt squart...............

Enough of stupid dog, hungry until want to bite cock.. Sick..

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Had my O levels English oral today.. It was alright.. Passage had no hard words, except i stumbled once twice.. 

Picture description on some people cleaning the hawker centre.. Sigh.. I did my best, i think.. 

 MALE TEACHER KEPT FALLING ASLEEP.. Ok, i know the teacher has gone through a long day, just like the students, however, my marks are dependent on both teachers.. Crap.. So no choice, my eyes were mainly focused on the female teacher, occasionally ill just glance over to the male teacher.. LIKE SHIT..

Want me bring pillow???????? in exchange for FULL marks???? LOL

Anyway, i hope to repeat what i did for my mid-year prelim english oral.. Sigh.. 

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Woot, today Basketball was fun!!!!!! Jump here jump there... But all the balls i shot were only a meter from the rim.. 

PlayStation Portable (PSP)

The hidden power of PSP. 

Engages anyone who touches, plays or even glance at it.

Even the Phat (fat) PSP still wows people although a slimmer version of it has come out.

PSP rules, and u know thats a FACT!

Anyway, i brought my baby darling PSP to school today. Initially, my main purpose was actually finding people to play against in Djmax. But the PSP was such a crowd-gatherer. Within the few minutes of it appearing before their eyes, classmates of mine were eagerly awaiting for their chance to play! And yes, it was great seeing them having fun, enjoying themselves.. Apparently, some got ADDICTED..  LOL

Yea, and so did i.. I played with bryan today. Wa seh, tell u, it is the next stage of FUN when playing with other people. But of course, i lost like 10 consecutively. Ok maybe once or twice i won in between, but he owned me.. He didnt even break lor.. 

Anyway, im thinking of bringing my PSP to school more often. And yea, i just registered for CLB (basic chinese). Well, its for my chinese friend's good, cos i dont want to be the one pulling down the MSG.. Hopefully a distinction in CLB???

Ah, ok, i shan't boast.. But i finally beat Naz in English chess... wa............... Kinda shocked, cos i seemingly lose to Naz, and Val whenever i play with them.. Hehe.. 

Well, PSP is fully charged, and polished.. Speaking of polish.. My psp was covered in finger prints la.. -.-

LOL

ARGH... Why cant i do something GREAT?!?

Fcuk..

Thats the only word worth describing my day. Damit.. 

Lets me just cut to chase.. I failed my O level Chinese paper!! F9 leh... WTH..

Even how much (not that much) effort i channel into Chinese? And the Chinese Oral?

Damn.. I feel like no matter how much effort i put in, whatever outcomes, comes out like crap.. LOL..

Serious loh... Like sai.. Hmm, anyway, im not affected by the outcome, cos i already predicted, and was welcoming any UN-expected results. I knew for sure i could not have pass my Oral and L.C, cos on the day itself, oral was considered hard compared to other days after mine. L.C was easy to understand, but because of my hesitant mind, i ended up changing three of my answers, where i think i may have passed if i hadn't made the change..

Sian to the core..

Wa, tell u.. I felt really bad that some of my classmates cried, i mean, i feel sorry that they didn't achieve their wanted grades. I would rather see my friends happy.. Damn, wished i could console them.. 

Ahhhhhh,the sound of relief.. The weather somehow turned to suit the mood today. Rain clouds gather up above, wind blowing against my face, trees rustling and dead leaves flung off their branches, where it cant defy Earth's gravitational pull, and falls to the ground eventually.

And i was hoping to change a leaf. Someone once told me catching a leaf when it falls, it will bring luck?

Yea.. Close friends of mine waved good-bye and i was off- home bound-. 

And talk about coincidental.. A leaf blown from a across the road, SMACK me right in the face! 

WTH,... HAHAHAHAHA. So funny.. I was laughing to myself.. Probably some passer-by spotted me laughing to myself, thought i was retarded.. Anyway, i doubt by far, any one would have been smack in the face by a LEAF..

Oh yea.. Got one tiny green thingy that fell on my phone screen.. Thought it was some leafy object.. To my horror, IT WAS A FREAKING GREEN SPIDEr.. 

HAHAHA..

LOL..

Nice comment A.C.. 

And thanks.....

Anyway, today, family went over to grandma's house.. Wasn't anything special, ONLY after we left grandma's house.. Wa, tell u, i had never had such close bonding time with my family! Went to eat at some Mexican restaurant, I think its called "Cha Cha Cha", kind of remind me of my chemistry teacher.. Ok never mind, im deviating from what im suppose to write.

Wa, the food was ok-good la, not say extravagant or anything fancy.. Sorry no pics though, wasn't thinking of snapping any photos at that time.. 

Its kind of like, make ur own Burito kind of thing.. So fun, but hate the portions they gave.. So cheap on the ingredients. Want more salad got to pay another $6 . WTH.... No way!

My mom and sis, kind of ate the same dish except one was mushroom and the other beef.. 

Salsa was GREAT.. Loved it.  (:P)

OOoooooooo. Here comes the icing.. ICE freakin' CREAM.. OK, let me first tell you that we were at Holland Village.. And u know there is like many restaurants etc to eat and shop.. YEA?

Ok, then we stopped over at Haagen Dazs (H-D).. Bought what my mom LOVEs, so do i, macadamia nuts... Woot, go nuts over it.. I know i am..

But the main fun part of going to H-D is because of the dry ice... LOL.. I know i know.. I am excited about the ice cream, but the dry ice is cool too..  (place one piece of dry ice in water.. ) and u get a water fountain of smoke?... 

see how beautiful it looks.. Mind the container, thats the only one i could find in at that time.. 

Go try it.. Or maybe u have... But i think its cool..

NEw updates on datas

Tuesday (5th August 2008), was when i got a so called nic-name! And its all because of Mrs Chia... Damn her... LOL

Anyway, it was the last 2 periods of the day, and it had to be chemistry.. So here's the story of my newly CREATED nic-name ( but not for u guys to play around with it!)

Time to clean up the used apparatus, and i was waiting in line to use the tap, cos my other bench partners were using the tap.. AND coincidentally i was holding on to 2 LARGE test tube.. Fcuk sia.. Then i was just holding it, and checking out the test tubes, when mrs CHIA, from the front of the Lab, using her MIC, saying " Brendon, dont "dance" with my test tubes..." 

WA kua! Tell you man.. I was FREAKING paiseh lor.. Some more, i was sitting at the back bench, and my class mates turned and looked at me.. Wa... Sian.. 

Mrs Chia's doesn't think before she speaks one lor.. 

But anyway, i dont bear grudges.. Whats over is over.. LOL

So far that ass sam is making fun of me because of that! 

And for ya'lls info, i was not dancing.. It just so happen i was holding 2 large test tubes, when  mrs chia caught me!

ARGH

Bye

Im back!

Ok, so for the past week or so, i changed the URL to my blog, so it means, no one could read my blog for that time being. Well, i had to change it due to the fact that i had something PRIVATE to write on my blog.. Hence the change.. Anyway, i didnt really update on anything to be honest, just some random information etc..

Without dragging further on my dreadful story of BLAH BLAH BLAH.. 

I am back! 

Thats the good news! Haha.

Ill go change the Url now.. Bye