OMFG! Im grossed out!

Lying on the floor beside my dog's cage, i went into comfort mode. Nicely laid out my huge body in the restricted area. Not that i was being stupid, but honestly, its more comfortable lying on the floor where the Tv is directly opposite.

Anyway, while watching the Olympics on TV, my dog kept biting it's 'cock'.. YES, U heard/read it right.. BITE! 

So anyway, just seconds after biting he's cock, "WATER" magically rained on my right arm. 

I was like in extreme shock loh.. Was like WTF was that. 

I think it was semen if im not wrong, cos he bends over and starts chewing his cock.. Damn..

So i got up, went to wet some tissue to wipe up the mess.. Surprisingly no smell one... 

Ok, so after cleaning -god knows what-, i settled down beside the cage again.. 

AND HOLY SHIT.... Believe it or not, "WATER" started raining on my arm again. This time MORE... Im going to kill the dog, man! 

So i went toilet clean my upper arm, took wet tissue and had to clean up the stupid mess the dog made... CANT AIM MEH??????? Like water gun sia.. Sqaurt squart...............

Enough of stupid dog, hungry until want to bite cock.. Sick..

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Had my O levels English oral today.. It was alright.. Passage had no hard words, except i stumbled once twice.. 

Picture description on some people cleaning the hawker centre.. Sigh.. I did my best, i think.. 

 MALE TEACHER KEPT FALLING ASLEEP.. Ok, i know the teacher has gone through a long day, just like the students, however, my marks are dependent on both teachers.. Crap.. So no choice, my eyes were mainly focused on the female teacher, occasionally ill just glance over to the male teacher.. LIKE SHIT..

Want me bring pillow???????? in exchange for FULL marks???? LOL

Anyway, i hope to repeat what i did for my mid-year prelim english oral.. Sigh.. 

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Woot, today Basketball was fun!!!!!! Jump here jump there... But all the balls i shot were only a meter from the rim..