Forks.. disgusting forks! ( Chop sticks much better )

Ever been to a hawker centre or even the school canteen and find yourself holding to a fork that you have taken, has bits and pieces of food remaining on it that has not been washed off thoroughly?

Well, you're not the only one ( thanks A.C for the correction... HAHAHA ). 

Recalling one incident, the fork i took from my school's stall 8, to my extreme horrifying shock, there was a grain of rice stuck in between the tines! OMFG. Just imagine, food from the pervious eater, and seeing it still intact to the fork... Damn, the hair on my back literally stood on its ends.. But being the lazy me, i reluctantly used the spoon to dig out the rice grain trapped in the tines. Grossed out? You would better be. 

Lesson to learn : always see your utensils before taking them, you'll never know what disgusting left-overs you might see on your next visit to any food stall/restaurants. Beware, you would not like what i saw. 

One more thing, if possible, train to use chopsticks be it ordering noodles, rice or soup(haha), use chopsticks for your safety. XD

BUSY...

OK, let me be frank...  (sarcastic remark : "Hi, Frank... How are you?")

LAMe

Anyway, i have been BUSY working my fingers on this game called "Djmax". 

LOVE to nuts.. But it pales in complexion when compared to someone.. uh hmp.... 

So, yes, i love the game so much.. Damnit fun. Thanks to Ai Xin for she allowed my game-craving-soul to some new games! Ugh.. 

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Mmmmmmm, just finished dinner of SUSHI.. Wa, tell u. The prawns was marvelous sia. Although it was SO EXPENSIVE, its worth it. (4 and a half stars ****1/2)

Hehe.. 

Today went over to Grandmas' today. Hor! Then when we reached the entrance, my mom and i saw another maid standing there.. She must had been so Paiseh.. But anyway, when my Grandmas' maid came to answer the door, she was SINGing/shouting, oblivious that my mom and i were standing there. Cos she must have thought only her friend (maid standing outside ) was the only visitor.. HAHAHAHA.. 

Ai..! Oh yea, then after eating lunch at grandma's, went to watch TV... Damn man.. Tell u, one of the commercials was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

stupid... It wasn't a commercial per-say (how i spell it.. per-say?).. But it was an advertisement about this ring tone that u can receive on ur phone after smsing to the number on screen. Damn, it was these baby singing ring-tones that really made it one of the WORST ever ring-tone ever!!!!!! 

Shit.. It was really unbearable to watch.. Thankfully it only aired twice, with different baby singing to different songs.. Tsk tsk.. Dont even think of wasting the money on such intolerant tones.. 

The baby's only had their lips moving to the lyrics.. SO FAKE!..

Must be some photo/video editing involved! 

Anyway. Im heading back to my PSP.. Tas.. 

With sincere and constant blogging- ©Bren©   XD

Outing with Aunt

Talk about FUN. 

F - Family

U - United

N - (ok, whatever this word is)

Anyway, Sunday 20th july 2008 was one of those rare occasion. Went Ghim Moh market to buy the "Johnson Duck" herbal chicken for my grandma, my mom, sis, and i to eat.. YUM. 

Then off to Granny's house BY TAXI.. Wooot.. ( see, i told u it was rare )

Then just nice, met our aunty when we reacher out destination. Together we went up.. Believe it or not. My grandma's house is on the 24th storey. Double the height of where i stay. 

Guess what. It has always been an extremely rare sight to see all my aunts gathering, but miracle happened, all my aunts were there! WOW.. 

After eating wholesome lunch, we settle down in the living room, then all of a sudden so noisy.. 

( ps ps.. my story damn draggy de.. Cos its like pass midnight! )

Anyway, after spending time chit chatting, i went into my uncle's room to sleep.. I tell u, the bed is so firm and BIG. Can fit my gigantic body and still have space for someone! Damn comfortable. So i dozed off.. 

After an hour or so, my uncle suddenly came in.. With me and my double-chin, he walked into the toilet to get something. ( this is the masterbed room.. ) 

** note, i was actually awake when he came in, that is how im actually able to tell u what happen**

After he got what he wanted he went back into the living room, then i over heard him saying to my aunties that i look DAMN big sleeping on his bed..! 

WHAT THE..

Ok, nvm, i know i damn big size.. 

About 6pm or so, we had to leave.

( and sooooooo sorry, i think i hear my mom moving outside the room, better off com now..!) 

BYe..

Update later.

Notification.

Notice to all my blog readers. I have been advised to close this blog down, hence which i will do so. Ad no one will know what or where this blog has gone to. =D

Will have thorough plans first before doing so.

Just today, Sam almost told my friend of many years that i was (***), thankfully he wasn't too quick to assume i was. I was lucky i didn't lose my friend.. Or maybe . . .  (PHEW)

PS, this blog will be removed ASAP.. Take note

Wee hours of Saturday.

Thinking about it, im alone in the dark, with the laptop on posting on my blog... Cant believe im actually still awake and possibly still using the com at this hour of the morning! (2:30 am)

Sigh. I did what my mom wanted both my sis and i to do. Well, my sis didnt even help! So, no choice have to do it all on my own. 

Cleaned the hamster cage, cleaned the shoe rack, washed my shoes and even took a shower after. Ok, maybe not shower after, but i washed my shoes then took the shower... Damn, and im not even tired! Which i think is good, cos a day like this, my mom wont be back till VERY late, and i have the com all to myself! Actually quite self sacrificing. Kept thinking about the people who knows my secret admirer. Thats a lot man...

Anyway, im just going to stand in front of the fan before i go sleep, damn hot sia.. Especially after doing all the cleaning all on my own. Dont think majority of GUYS EVEN DO THAT LOR. Unless u're speaking of those really hardworking ones, but the rest are SO...

Im just bored. Bored to the core man. 

I keep having this urge to talk about xytb, but it seems as though no one is interested.. LOL Maybe it's just my obsession...!

*pause*... my tummy growling......  ok la.

Enough of my constant blabbering..

Oh, today/yesterday, got back my physics paper. Got A2 sia. HAHa, thought i could get even higher.. But shit like this happens.. Anyway, classmates "hate" me for scoring so well. LOL

Im like... U got to be kidding me. Its only an A2. Im humble de lor. Hehehehe.. 

Think ill better go sleep now then. BYE........................ 

Oh, today i showed Sak something i wrote on the table in Com Lab 3( want to read what i wrote, go find it! Its among the tables...) ... Haha.. Sak so eager to read it.. HAHAHA...  **=P**

Ok, i sense my mom is back coming soon..  

Wooot, did it finally stop?

OF COURSE NOT. 

It is not easy i tell u. 

Ever since schoolmates have been reading my blog, so often, i realised i lost my thoughts in writing. Perhaps im afraid something else might happen.  (++ u people reading my PRIVATE blog should know what im mentioning about!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What u people think. (post a comment?)

 

Anyway, i recently cant control my anger! Been mad with my family. Yesterday, (dont know what got me) i felt irritated when my mom walked in the room, while i was holding my MYE paper. Then she question what's that im holding, but instead, i got angry? For what? i dont know......... But i feel so guilty for doing SO!!!

Then just an hour ago, i threw a flare with my sis.. Raised my voice.. Stupid la.. My retarded dog poo-ed on the mat. Then i lost MY ASS COOL. F**K was i ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Then after that, i confronted my ass dog, then he piss in the ass cage! Wa, i tell u.. My mood turned sour after that. 

Now feeling a little better. Here i am posting. And chatting with SLKJ.. HAha. He keeps saying "LOL" .. what the.

~NEXT SCENE~

Today A maths was FUN lor. So little people, and miss liang was GREAt. She taught so well, and i knew everything!! Woooot. Then kept laughing.. Wa, the whole lesson ended with smiles across my face SIA.. Damn fun la!!

Ok la.. Im busy chatting already.. SO long!!

BYE

  

Sam!!!!!

U, u, u!!! haha, always kept updated my recent post eh?

Glad u know.. =D 

Haha.. Well, gotta go do my art.. 

Keep u up on ANYTHING happening.. If u want to, that is.

XD

Double the knowledge, triple the confidence!

Let me begin my grandfather story.

Seated on one side of the table observing how my classmates played this game called "Taxes holder?" Something like that. Out of no where, appeared Sam (name in short to protect him) HAHa. Anyway, he walked towards, told me he knew my "secret", where i was like "SECRET?, what secret?" LOL

Then he proceeded to tell me i like somebody. I was taken aback! 

Believe my shock when i heard that. To be more specific, Sam said " so obvious lor, BTYX" 

I could feel my blood taking a pause in the middle of my throat. OMFG. I was like, "oh shit, what to do/say?" (in my head of course)

Then he went on saying that he was "WOWed" by the fact that i actually confessed to BTYX. He kept his eyes trained on me. But i just "acted" as though it was no big deal.

Then he asked "how it felt to be uh-hmp (***)?"

I wiggled my head from side to side, with no words escaping my tightly sealed lips. 

Sigh. Kind of self-assurance feeling that i sensed from Sam. He didnt make a fuss about it. Phew. I am grateful man. Thank you you..!

I feel more confident now. I feel GREAt to be 100% honest. The feeling is AWESOME, indescribable.. 

And u know what made my day. During recess assemble, BTYX moved and settled down beside me.. But not for long la.. Just a minute or so. 

Hope more people finds out about me and XY.. haha

=D smile, be ecstatic, be fun. . . (ps, really do like btyx to death..) XD

Proud-ness.

Wow, auditorium was filled with anxious faces of both family members and their child.

Teeth gleaming through their "proud" smiles, trying to convey that their child/children is/are graduating from NUS ( National University of  Singapore ). Here's a Hand phone tag my mom got for me! I like it!

Insert is a FREE nus collar pin where I just had to fill-up  a slip so that NUS can send us upcoming activities, like dramas etc..

Hmm, took a video, but i think its so blur that it embarrassing to upload.. LOL.

Overall experience? Fun, but i really hated those snobbish-looking people. Act so high class!

Why hate? When i can spread love!  XD

Spread the love...!!

The ceremony started at 10 am, ended at about 12 i think. Wasn't paying attention to the time. 

Then after was BUFFET.. Okay, honestly, i was expecting tasty-filled cuisine to be available, turned out only had pasta, and some fried cabbage dish, which by the time we decided to eat, was all gone. Haha, so kaisu, we go take so many chicken drum sticks.. HAHAHAHAHA

And i really have to go shit now.. Feeling "it" creeping it's way towards the nearest and only exit.. Quote from Terminator movie.. " i'll be back"...

DAMNIT, my shit got scared.. 

Ok la.. I think i go visit my SecretGarden©, then ill REALLy be back.. 

For now.. I'll better sign off. 

Brendon©

Hehehe.. YL knows my secret about me liking XYTB ... . . . . . which i feel is so cool, cos she isn't too freaked about by it, which boost my confidence alot. On the other hand, yesterday, i went for art ATP, and i was telling CY and SAK  that no one could annoy me. Guess i was wrong. CY shot back at " Ben tan la?"

Then i say "which one?"

Then he said " ben tan YX la!"

My jaw dropped open in shock and terror.. Thank god he didnt make fun of me.. LOL

Then SAK added one more person whom could annoy me.. This Sec one girl, from NT, hits me and god who knows what else.. Thankfully, at the moment only XYTB annoys me, but i still L - -E xytb.. Hehehe.. 

If xytb reads my blog, ill probably be jumping out of a 30th storey building.    =.=

Ok, enough said. I will think of xytb for probably for the rest of my life? Unless i find a replacement that is.. =D

Bye!

Ahhh, graduation ceremony!

Hours before i have to wake up dead early, here i am, using the laptop, with a blanket over my screen, trying to shield any visible light emitting from the screen just like the scene in one of the "Harry Potter" movies. 

Everyone right now is probably asleep. I regretted sleeping earlier on, cos now i have a hard time sleeping.. So wide awake la. And so restless, feel like doing my work, but afraid mom and sis will be awaken by the blinding light. Sigh, dont know what to do. 

I planned to sleep at 3 am though, cos i know if i hadn't sleep, ill feel extremely sleepy the next morning.. 

Long story short. I am nervous about attending the ceremony.. Can u imagine me wearing a formal attire? Jeeez. Ill snap some photos of me wearing nice looking clothes, which i borrowed from my cousin, cos i NEVER and DONT own any formal clothes.. 

Pants Tight like no body's business. Right up to my PP. Then my bulging blubber . . . . . . sigh, the horrendous sight.. 

Bad news? YEs there is.. My mom wanted me to pass this letter informing my form teacher that i would be absent on Thursday 10 July 2008. However, stupid brain keeps forgetting to remind my body to do so.. So i lied to my mom saying, " yea, i passed it to my teacher liao, then she say okay . . . "  (see the power of lying yet?) haha. 

And i feel terribly guilty for doing so.. Cos she told me to do so on tuesday, which i also forgotten.. Then it happened again. So silly. 

Believe or not, today i slept throughout the listening comprehension practice paper.. Maybe not all, but half. Face pressed down on my paper, i slowly went to la-la land. 

Then HW nudge me.. Scare me seh, thought principal was outside class.. By the time he woke me up, the radio has already stopped playing, and the chinese teacher was going through the answers. Which i only 1 out of 5 questions correct, plus 5 question that i didnt do.. 

So double the guilt today. 

Totally miserable today. Why must life be so treacherous? BTYX kept appearing out of no where. Then during morning assembly, i was "forced" to sit infront of BTYX, cos there wasn't space for me when i arrived.. So poor thing.. HAHA.. 

I sat so still for the half an hour we were there. Got up feeling numbness in both my legs, and back for sitting hunched-back for so long.. the horrible things i have to endure when he is around.. Shit him.. ( but i adore him )

Then it was maths period. Got back math test paper. Ok not bad, had 19/20  (A1) haha, rub it in!

Then another bad news came after 2 periods of maths and double periods of PE, where the STUPID teacher didn't come, so we ended up sitting in class for a whole hour doing NOTHING.. 

Then it was chemistry after. Got back test? yes. 

Pass? yes

A1? NO!!!!!!!!!

A2? NOOOO!!!!!

okok, B4?  *yea* *sobs*

Sickening results for being so complacent and over confident! 

Well, i wasn't complacent hor! I did study, but i left out important words in my answers, hence the low STUPID marks.. Sian.

Down in the dumps i tell u. 

Total guilt?? 3 in total.

Unbelievable day i had. 

Then got home around 5:30 PM, and before i know it. I was butt naked using the com.. ( ok, i was wrapped in a towel, k! )

Used the internet for a while before heading to the showers. Then came both my mom and sis from the salon? ( salon = place where people cut hair????? )

****sis woke up while i was using the com**** hahaha

Then had no choice but to sleep then. So here i am, skipping school- for good reason-. And just now, few minutes ago, HW called.. Phew thought it was my form teacher calling me.. Thankgod.

Anyway, i have forgotten what i wanted to mention about yesterday. So ill Just stop here! 

So long!!

Brendon =D loves h(im)

Ahhh, graduation ceremony for my sis.

Ahh, the sound of relieve-ness, makes one relieved!

Ok, what a heading, i know.

Not as though U never did it before!

HAHA

My Chinese O level Oral ended, but not with a smile on my face that spread across my serious face.

And without fail, once i arrived back home sweet home, and all alone, i yell/jumped/squeal/screeched/roared with joy.

"ITS OVER!!" 

"I DONT NEED TO TOUCH CHINESE EVER AGAIN!"

YES!

Its the truth. 

Yay, i am not worried, cos i could read the passage alright. =D 

Hell Yea.

Nodding my head to the beats of the music stored im my phone, i was so GLAD to Finally read ENGLISH words. ARGH. 

Called Jo and informed her about how it was, and soon, i was on my HANDPHONE for 13 minutes! WTH.. haha.. Dont know if my contract covers that time.. LOL

Yes. Its over.. WEEEEEEEEE!

Im actually laughing.. haha.. 

.NEXT.

Before the week or two before my oral exam, i learnt a term where it describes the guy's PP.

XD

haha.. Im not going to tell.. Cos its a secret.. Dont want to spoil those innocent minds reading my blog. 

I cant seem to think of what i wanted to say/type.. 

Maybe later.. 

Tata. tutu.. Bye!

( my colour theme sucks.. )

Long time no see my blog... miss ya

Miss ya blog! How've u been..  ( listening to sara bareilles-bottle it up )

Anyway, u see dear blog, i haven't been in the mood to blog. Hope u understand Dearest blog!

Heh.

Hmm, many things happened over the month or so. Met new friends Via the Yahoo! answers. Hmm, cool people, but now also like never chat liao.. Sigh.

Then, just recently, i also sort of met a singaporean on Yahoo! answer, but i dont even know his name for goodness sake sia! 

Then, ask him, then he doesn't want to share, so F**K de.

Oh well, guess it's a "secret" like what u said. 

See, he's a closet G*Y, so he like so private about his personal details.

Even his E mails address was a fake one, specially made for friends that he found online. LOL

And so, i have no choice but, to just play along. 

But somehow, he reminded me of someone. (xytb), cos there was once, where i said 

"Hey, there!

Then the (xytb-type of reply) "Yes?"

I was, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!. No way. but after chatting with him after sometime, the more he didnt sound like xytb. HAHAH.. 

But i think it is him? or im i damn wrong?!?

So, june holiday break ended like that! Dont even know what i did during holidays. LOL

( chatting with the mysterious person on MSN) F**king asshole... SIAN like hell. 

Dont even feel like having the conversation.. Like shit.. 

Anyway. i am not in the mood to blog anymore.. Freakz of nature some people.. 

Anyway, be patient. Ill update  more in a couple of days.. Need to go practice chinese oral!

Tomorrow my Chinese O levels oral.. Wish me luck.. =D

LOVEz.. bye

Long time no see my blog... miss ya